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Thursday 17 September 2009

Mat Rempit~~

今天由于明天要考英文~又收到tips.. 是关于matrempit, environment tech and techonology 的~
所以就去找相关的资料~~
哪里知道。。找找下看到以下这篇poem...
所以想和大家分享= =..

Mat Rempit poem
Mat Rempit is damn guai lan,

he modifies a small kenderaan,
drive his awek to see cendawan,
and she will ask,”What do you want??”

“Your buah dada is so menggodakan.”
“And I don’t want to be your kawan.”
“I want to be your special one.”
“And fuck you everyday like no kawalan.”

The awek has got no pilihan,
she has to take off all her pakaian,
and start the adult mia permainan,
that is how she lost her kesucian.

First time she feels a little kesakitan,
and screams out loud for pertolongan,
later she asks for mau tambahan,
hopes that Mat Rempit will teruskan.

Mat Rempit says got perubahan,
he goes and gets a peralatan,
and calls all his kawan-kawan,
says this will be a lot more fun.

炸到。。=="..
不过很有押韵~~
哈哈~~

1 comment:

  1. my god...this is funny...but it's dirty...n also creative...kaka...

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